Favorite funny quote in WCIII

[HappyTauren]

for the end of the world spell, press-sorceress

 

[TorturedAzn]

my life for aiur! er... i mean ner-zhul.... -acolyte

 

[Kuhneghetz]

"Eekam Bokum" - Troll Witchdoctor (quote from Banjo-Kazooie games)
"Quit klicking on my bear ass" - Druid of the Claw
"Na na na na na na na na na...Hah! ME!" - Troll Batrider
"Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You must not" - Mortar Team (quote from Starcraft)
"Me no sound like Yoda! Do I?" - Orc Grunt
"It not easy being green!" - Orc Grunt
"Wassaaabiiii!" - Blademaster


And I think the Jaina in the morning thing is actually:

Announcer: Welcome back to Jaina in the Morning!
Jaina: Were here with Malvengeroth, hunter at night, and his girfriend Kim. Now Kim! You think you're here for a makeover, right?
Kim: Uhmm...yeah!?
Jaina: Mal, why don't you tell us why you're here?
Malvengeroth: Well, Kimcake, I love you! But I have something to tell you... uh... I'm a demon.
*crowd boos*
Malvengeroth: Actually more of a Pit Lord.
Kim: What? I don't understand.
One of the crowds: He's a fraud! Throw him out!
Kim: I thought you were working at the post office.
Malvengeroth: Well, I've moonlight.

 

[brad.dude03]

I've moonlight? Wouldn't be I've moonlighted or does it have some other different new meaning entirely here?

 

[Kuhneghetz]

It's not easy to fully understand the conversation, but it can be I've moonlighted (while it's hard to hear him say the D-part)

 

[brad.dude03]

I think it would make more sense him saying "I moonlight" as you don't hear the '-ed' part at the end.

 

[MetalWarrior]

My favorite one:
Alchemist: "Goblin-Ogre(Glass breaking noise) Ho no... What did I broke?(A love song starting) Ho yeah... HO NO! NOT THE LOVE POTION!"

Here some random that I like a lot:
Tinker: "(Sound of a machine slowly breaking down and a an explosion after.) Hooooo... Gonna need a new hamster."
Riffleman: "This... is... my BOOMSTICK!!!"
Blood Mage: "My blood longs for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood, like if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! But anyway..."
Shandris: "I wonder why I never run out of arrows." (Which is TRUE!)
Blademaster : "My blade can cut trough armor! And still cut a tomato!" (ROFL Chief Tony!!! XD)
Lich: "Hymothep." (XD)
Kel'Thuzad: "Hug! Hig! Harg! This... horn... thing on my head is Killing ME!"
Acolyte: "MY LIFE FOR AIUR! Hug- I mean Ner'Zhul."

And, of course, the Darkness's reference:
Demon Hunter: "Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to star 69-darkness, but his machine picked up. I yield "PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS!!!", but he ignored me... Darkness must have been screaming his call."
Dreadlord: "(Phone Ring) Yes? Darkness, hey what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."
Tichondrius: "DARKNESS... Needs to get ??? his line are always busy..."

 

[HappyTauren]

Tichondrius: "DARKNESS... Needs to get ??? his line are always busy..."

Darkness... Needs to get DSL, his line is always busy!

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

"Who is this Darkness anyway?!"

 

[brad.dude03]

Yeah all of the darkness quotes are awesome. Seriously. "*cell ring* Yo Darkness whats up?"

 

[Lowly Noob]

dwarven rifleman
"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggie, too!"
"You'll take me blunderbuss, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

priest
"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."

dragonhawk
[A man screams] "Drop the villager, drop it, drop it." [the dragonhawk drops villager]

muradin
"You wanna get the undead? I'll tell you how to get the undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's how you get the undead."

grunt
"Me no sound like Yoda. (spoken in Yoda imitation voice) Do I?"

sprit walker what he says
"Yes, the spirits are talking to me<farts>ohh yes, they´re coming in clearly<fart> ahh, now they´re forming into a gaseous material<fart>I can actually see them now<fart>the spirits are very powerful today."

acolyte
"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. And you get dental."

dreadlord
phone rings) "Yes? Oh, for the last time. I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord."

hippograpgh rider

"The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks can rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my head... Ah!"

these are my favorite and there is something called wikiquote that gives all chracter comments from the game

 

[The_wand_mirror]

"*sounds of killing* That concludes our demonstration. Any questions?"- troll guy

its NOT FROM A TROLL GUY Oo !!!!! its from varimathras !!

 

[FallenAngel-Flonne]

" i think my beard is yellow " -muradin brozebeard

 

[brad.dude03]

"*sounds of killing* That concludes our demonstration. Any questions?"- troll guy

its NOT FROM A TROLL GUY Oo !!!!! its from varimathras !!

Yes we already figured that out as numerous people explained it. Read the bloody posts.

 

[Jake Command Wolf]

What's your favorite Warcraft III Quote?

Yet another random question on my behalf, but since Warcraft has so many funny quotes and Allusions I was wondering what your favorites are.

One of my favorites is; "Well, there it is." From the Keeper of the Grove, its just one of those phrases you can use just about anywhere;

Your allies mass leave on you during a team game leaving you to fend for yourself, "Well, there it is.",

Someone says or does something really odd with no explanation once so ever, "Well, there it is." lol

Another of my favorites is a Warcraft classic and a running gag since the first game; "STOP POKING ME!!!" ^_^ Hehehe that’s one that will never get old.

So, what are some of your favorites?

Regards,

Jake

 

[Miss_Foxy]

I just love the quote of the Wisp where it goes: *Bling Noise*

 

[The_Key]

Hmmm...

WHAAAAAAAT!?!?! - Grom Hellscream - Warcraft II
Of Course, Massteeer... - Deathknight - Warcraft II
From The Depths I Come - Crypt Lord - Warcraft III
I Smell Magick - Spellbreaker - Warcraft III

 

[Gyrosphinx]

"My life for Aiur... Oh, I mean Ner'Zhul!" -Acolyte
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not." -Blood Mage

 

[Jargalhurts]

Mortar team -> MORTAR COMBAT!
Mortar team -> they don't pay us enough to work with this a*shole
Peasant -> You're the king? Well, i didn't vote for ya
Illidan -> Wings, horns, hooves. What are we sayin? Is this Diablo?
Talon Druid -> Aaachoo! Don't tell me i'm allergic to feathers.
Pit Lord -> You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high.

 

[z00rtaz]

Priest: I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!

Priest: Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use

Those 2 are hilarious ^^

 

[PROXY]

well. my favourite is the joda joke from grunt. I don't know if it exists in the english version though. (I know it only in german)

 

[YourNameHere]

MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'
- Troll Batrider

 

[Deolrin]

"Welcome back to... Jaina in the morning! We're here with Malvenderoth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?" "Umm, yeah? "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here..." "Well, Kim-cake, I love you, but I have something to tell you... Uh, I'm a demon. Actually... More of a... Pit Lord." "What? I don't understand... I thought you said you work at the post office?" "Well, I moonlight."
-Pit Lord

Always makes me laugh.

Also, "The strands of destiny weave only the web of DEATH", very epic. (Crypt Lord quote)

And also, "Don't touch me. I'm EVIL." (by the Death Knight)
I love it.

 

[Miz]

"We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots." - Varimathras (Campaign Dreadlord)

"Don't worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never exercised." - Varimathras (Campaign Dreadlord)

Also, plenty of good quotes in these pages. http://www.wowwiki.com/Quotes_of_Warcraft_III

 

[Geazergimli2]

"My life for Aiur!... i mean nerzul" (W/e) - Acoloyte
"That Sounds Logical" - Kel Thuzzad
"By any means necessary" - Varimathras

 

[takakenji]

"uncle lothar wants YOU" - footman

 

[Etzer]

"Why don't you move that hand off me and go lead your army?" Pissed grunt.

 

[Septimus]

My sword can cut through armor and still cut tomato.

 

[Jireky]

"Welcome back to... Jaina in the morning! We're here with Malvenderoth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?" "Umm, yeah? "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here..." "Well, Kim-cake, I love you, but I have something to tell you... Uh, I'm a demon. Actually... More of a... Pit Lord." "What? I don't understand... I thought you said you work at the post office?" "Well, I moonlight."

Yeah, this is epic ...

 

[Aeroblyctos]

"Work, work" from Peon.

 

[MortAr]

"For the end-of-the-world spell, press CTRL+ALT+DELETE" - Sorceress
"Die, smiling" - Demoness (Succubus)
"Me so horned - me hurt you long time" - Grunt
"Say hello to my little friend!" - Troll Headhunter
"Wings, horns, hoofs... what are we saying - is this Diablo?" - Illidian
"Ah..gh.. This horn thing on my head is killing me!" - Kel'Thuzad

And alot more but I'm kinda lazy to search for them.

 

[Vetrias]

"I see.... Absolutly nothing." -Illidan.
"Rain drops keep fallin' on my heeeead" -Orc Shaman
"My hoof and your ass have an appointment" -Spirit Walker
"Dunanananananananana BAT RIDA!" -Bat Rider

 

[Tunercarof1970]

"I should've been a farmer like my father wanted..." -Captain
"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, I DO!!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!" -Rifleman

And dont forget the hilarious Dryad ones!

 

[Anthony Alexander]

I gotta' love the Priest. "I have been chosen!....by the Big Metal Hand in the Sky!"

 

[N00B5600]

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not."

"Scalpel. Sponge. Magic Wand!!! Pzzzt!!!!"

"I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"

"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."

"(sounds of the dreadlord murdering someone) THUD. And that concludes the demonstration. Any questions?"

"Drop the villager. Drop it... Drop it....."

"This isn't a dress. This is the standard Dreadlord uniform."

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"

"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny!"

"All I see is blackness. Oh, my hood's down."

"My life for Aiur! I-I mean Ner'Zhul."

"At my age you see death everywhere. DEATH TO BATTLE! Hold my teeth."

"Only you can prevent forest fires."

"Can't stop dancing!"

"Hmm. A delivery from ACME Industries.... BOOM!"

"Guns don't kill people. I DO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

"You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you."

"Oops. I dropped something."

 

[Tom_Kazansky]

(phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number." - Dreadlord
pretty fun

 

[VeljkoM]

Tauren: "Death to the enemies of the Horde!"
Griffin Rider:" This hammer cost 40k hehe." Removed from TFT
Acolyte:" All I see blackness! Oh my hood is down"
Huntress:"Fear the night"